Prank 1:
jaz: i make u some barley k lis?
lis: (in the toilet) okay!

(jaz takes out the ready made barley in yk's fridge. pours it into the cups, was going to put it back when lis came out)

jaz: (hiding the jug.) oh ya! i need to add some water now. (pours the REAL barley which is, chalky in colour, into the cup)

lis: thanks jaz. :D

jaz: (nearly bursting out in laughter cos lis's so blur) need to stir. i'll get a spoon.

lis: i need one too! (takes one)

(we both start stiring the ALREADY MADE barley. Yk starts laughing at the side)

(lis starts drinking it.)

jaz: nice?

lis: ya.

jaz: u know wat? i didn't make it. yk's mother did. u've been tricked! HAHAHAHAH

(yk and i both start laughing.)

lis: u poured water into my barley?!!

jaz: oh gosh. she still doesn't get it.

lis: WEI.

Prank 2:
jaz: yk can i borrow ur phone? i wanna play a game.
yk: okay.

(note: my phone has the EXACT same games)

jaz: (pretending to play bounce with all the sound effects on) ah ya! die again.
kristi u poot. dunno how to play.

(my plan starts. i changed my name in yk's phone to *name censored* and cos it was already entered in before, i had to add in a surname to avoid confusion.)

jaz: thanks.

(kristi uses my phone to msg her when yk has her phone back.)

yk: OMG.*name censored* msged me too.

jaz & kristi: AHAHHAAAHHA. see! don't believe us.

(dan doesn't get it. kristi types it on her phone to show dan while i distract yk)

(replies a WEIRD msg at KAP.)

yk's reply: who are u? why are u playing with *name censored*'s phone?

(christine comes over, and i received her msg and forgot and picked it up.)

THEN SHE REALISES.
yk's a cacat right? hahah.
see everybody agrees.

Random 1:
During Geog Lecture:
Mrs Chan: What happens when the cold front meets the warm front?

Nicolette: They mate, have a family!

(people ard me starts laughing)

Mrs Chan: What will happen when the cold air is violent and pushes the warm air away?

Nicolette: The cold air gets arrested!

(it was a bit too loud and the whole class burst out laughing)

Mrs Chan: Nicolette has an answer. come on! share with the class.

Nicolette: erm nonono. Wat was the qn again?

Random 2:
Bio Practical
(mrs cha was sitting on our bench.)
Lez & i: Mrs cha. where do we sit? the teacher's table?
Mrs Cha: ya go.
Lez: shermin, jiayu come sit with us.

(so the 4 of us happily sat at the teacher's table.)

Mrs Cha: okay girls. LEt's clap for our 4 volunteers to test their lung capacity?

4 of us: WAT!